Yo Mama's So Fat.................
Yo mama so She sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the Prices.
Yo mama so fat She came out in a yellow raincoat and the children shouted "School bus is here!"
Yo mama so fat She went to an all you can eat buffet, and she ate it ALL!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Mama's So Dumb...............
She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she looked at her reflection in the mirror and said "STOP COPYING ME!!"
Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a super market, and she starved to death.
Yo mama so She sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the Prices.
Yo mama so fat She came out in a yellow raincoat and the children shouted "School bus is here!"
Yo mama so fat She went to an all you can eat buffet, and she ate it ALL!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Mama's So Dumb...............
She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she looked at her reflection in the mirror and said "STOP COPYING ME!!"
Yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a super market, and she starved to death.
